Where I completely Embarrass Myself

Okay, I'm only doing this because I'm all about the free stuff. And I want to win! That probably doesn't make much sense, so let me explain. My friend Julie, is having a little contest and I want to WIN!! At the expense of being horribly embarrassed and shamefully rejected by my family, I'm submitting these two photos.
Julie's contest is to see who's floor is filthiest. And the only thing thats keeping me from feeling too awful is that this mess happened in ONE afternoon. Like it happens pretty much EVERY afternoon, so its not like this mess happened over the course of weeks. I seriously sweep my floors very often, because my kids are filthy animals. And have no respect for me. Its very sad. So see, now I'm back to being ashamed. Oh well, if I win, its all worth it! :D

Pile #1, theres a watch, a bracelet, a play dough container and some play dough "cookie cutter" type-o things, there's tons of paper, a dryer sheet, a couple crayons, a valentine, clothes tags and approximately a whole box of Ritz crackers crushed up.

This is pile #2, yes it looks a lot like the first, because its from the SAME DAY on the SAME FLOOR. The first pile got so big I had to make a second; more paper, more cracker crumbs, more play dough containers. And just to let you know, it took FOUR scoops to get it in the trash. Maybe even five, I lost count after two and I was crying uncontrollably. :)

So whatta ya say Julie? Do I win??!?! DO I WIN, DO I WIN, DO I WIN?!?!?!?! Please?!