Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April Fool's!

My favorite April Fool's Joke EVER:

When Bethany was just a little baby, April Fool's came around. She was only a few months old, so still had pretty unpredictable bowel movements. Are you getting a little scared that I went right into poop? Oh yes, this story definitely has to do with poop! All the best stories have poop in them! Or do they? Well, this one does...

So, we went to the store and bought a jar of Nutella. Have you ever seen it? Its a hazelnut/chocolate (the consistency of say peanut butter-ish) spread, delicious really, but we weren't using it to put on toast--oh no we weren't! I made David do it, because I just can't keep my face straight in these sort of situations, no poker face whatsoever.

We were at David's parents' house for...well, because we lived there thats why. He went in the other room to "get a diaper", and while he was in there he spread some of the Nutella on the clean diaper. Can you see where this is going?

He put Bethany on the floor where his parents weren't paying attention, and switched out the diapers. All of a sudden he started making a fuss, "OH MAN! This diaper is horrible! She totally had a blow-out!!" and then "*SNIFF* WOW, this diaper totally smells like chocolate!! Weird!" and finally "Hmmmm, I wonder if it...tastes...like...choco..." LICK! He stuck the diaper to his mouth, and licked up some of the Nutella! hehehehehehe!

You should have heard the commotion!! David's mom screaming, his dad I think just put his hand over his face and laughed (I think he knew something was up, yes?), I stayed off to the side laughing the whole time--it was HILARIOUS! (Ma, Pa, do you remember it?) hahaha

And to this day we have never played another April Fool's joke, because how can you top that?! Can you top it?

7 awesomeness!...and attractiveness!:

Tamsyn and Bryce said...

I can totally see David doing that! I bet it was hysterical!!

sherbugs said...

i think i would have died had i witnessed that event...that is really good! oh, we're due august 15th :)

Shane & Laina said...

That is hilarious!!! I stink at April Fools jokes, but I LOVE to hear them...way to go!

Youngblood4ever said...

I LOVE this joke. You are too funny! I think I am just too gullible. Dalen tried to play a trick on me yesterday. It was simple and stupid, and true to form, I totally fell for it. DUH! I have April Fool's Day. I think it was a holiday to honor me. What do you think?

Pogue Fam said...

Oh thats a good one! I totally forget every time its April Fools... maybe next year.

Delee said...

Knowing David makes this joke even more funny! I laughed for so long. We miss you guys!

Terresa said...

that's hilarious. If our youngest is still in diapers next April, we're doing that trick for sure. Or I guess I could save it for my grandkids some day.