Monday, June 16, 2008

Strange Footprints, Mysterious Monsters!!

Yes, its true. Something very frightening is living in my house....
Recently, I've noticed some very strange footprints across my living room floor. 'Hmmmm' I thought, 'What could possible make a three toed footprint?!'

This all started a few days ago, when the weather became incredibly beautiful outside. Bethany and Madelyn have been playing outside as much as possible and loving it. But with all this strange behavior, I'm not sure if they're safe....
Since seeing these footprints, I decided I couldn't just sit back and not do something about this problem. So I started to investigate, and you wouldn't believe the terrifying monsters I found. Yes, I said monsterS, there were two of them. As I followed the footprints, this is what I came across......







(warning: if you are weak stomached or faint easily, you might not want to go on!)
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This is what I found waiting for me:
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1. Dirty filthy little fingers!

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Shocking discovery number two:
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2. Disgustingly gross little feet!!

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My third discovery (by this time, I'm horrified at what I might find!):
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3. This creature, with strange murky looking eye coverings!

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Lastly, and this is the real kicker, a monster so terrible it makes me shudder....
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4. My own daugher, turned into a putrid, greasy, dirt ridden little monster. It stikes fear into your heart doesn't it?!

Luckily for us, these monsters disappear around bathtime every day. Strange though......
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(I do have to say that this picture makes me laugh almost hysterically. I try to look at it without losing it, but I can't, its just too funny!)

9 awesomeness!...and attractiveness!:

Keith and Kerrilyn's family of 4 said...

Okay..that was a funny story!!! In the last picture of Maddie, it looked liked the tub was full of brown water and then I realized it was the brown bath mat, not water. I thought, wow, they must have been really dirty..then I realized my mistake.
Funny!!

Keith and Kerrilyn's family of 4 said...

Oh, p.s. I love the 'murky' glasses. How does she even see out of those? Kids...I tell ya.

Shane & Laina said...

Love it!!! Funny how summer changes everything!!!

Delee Cox said...

In the summer taking a bath every other night changes to an every night thing.
Your post was really entertaining, I enjoyed it!

Youngblood4ever said...

That was great. I was wondering the same thing Kerrilyn was- how does Bethany see with those glasses??? Your kids are hilarious!

Lassen Family said...

Sometimes I don't know how she see's out of her glasses, I guess even completely filthy glasses are better than her eyes, sad huh?!

Anne Corey said...

Melinda, it's so funny because I seem to have those same type of monsters lurking around my house. I rely enjoyed this post. Take Care!

The Hale Family said...

I used to have murky glasses as a child all the time. (Since I was 4). I don't know how I ever saw a thing, but I guess it didn't bother me. Your kids are too cute.

Sherbugs said...

Awesome! Are they contagious? I think I have a few of those lurking around my house...perhaps a bubble bath might keep them at bay?