Strange Footprints, Mysterious Monsters!!

Yes, its true. Something very frightening is living in my house....
Recently, I've noticed some very strange footprints across my living room floor. 'Hmmmm' I thought, 'What could possible make a three toed footprint?!'

This all started a few days ago, when the weather became incredibly beautiful outside. Bethany and Madelyn have been playing outside as much as possible and loving it. But with all this strange behavior, I'm not sure if they're safe....
Since seeing these footprints, I decided I couldn't just sit back and not do something about this problem. So I started to investigate, and you wouldn't believe the terrifying monsters I found. Yes, I said monsterS, there were two of them. As I followed the footprints, this is what I came across......







(warning: if you are weak stomached or faint easily, you might not want to go on!)
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This is what I found waiting for me:
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1. Dirty filthy little fingers!

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Shocking discovery number two:
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2. Disgustingly gross little feet!!

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My third discovery (by this time, I'm horrified at what I might find!):
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3. This creature, with strange murky looking eye coverings!

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Lastly, and this is the real kicker, a monster so terrible it makes me shudder....
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4. My own daugher, turned into a putrid, greasy, dirt ridden little monster. It stikes fear into your heart doesn't it?!

Luckily for us, these monsters disappear around bathtime every day. Strange though......
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(I do have to say that this picture makes me laugh almost hysterically. I try to look at it without losing it, but I can't, its just too funny!)