Monday, August 04, 2008

Too Hillarious!

So, it may be a surprise to some of you that I think Chuck Norris jokes are way funny. I don't know what it is about them, but they just tickle me. Anyway, I was on myheritage.com doing a celebrity look-a-like thing, and guess who comes up for Sam?! Oh yes you guessed it:

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I totally had to laugh! In honor of Chuck Norris, I have to add a few of my favorite jokes:

1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
4. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
6. Chuck NOrris can gargle peanut butter.
7. Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cries!
8. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
10. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the face and created giraffes.
11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
12. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
13. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
14. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
15. Under Chuck Norris' beard there isn't a chin, just another fist.

Haha, they totally make me laugh! Hope you got a "kick" out of it too! tee hee!

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sherbugs said...

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! You are not alone, I like Chuck Norris jokes too (just don't make me watch "Walker Texas Ranger"). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA
Check out this Chuck Norris link!

Lassen Family said...

oh! I just realized too, Samuel's middle name is Walker! haha I'm checking that link out right now!