The Boob Toob

Especially at this time of year when the "GIMME GIMME"s come out nice and strong I've noticed the channel the kids are watching makes a big difference! How, you say? Well, when my kids watch Nickelodeon all I hear is: "MOON SAND!! I want Moon Sand!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!" And then when my kids watch the Disney Channel, all I hear is "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!! I want that!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!" So I like to put on the Boomerang Channel, because guess what?! NO COMMERCIALS!! Seriously people, pretty much the only commercials are to tell what the next cartoon is! And even better, they play all the classic cartoons. Cartoons like Popeye, Yogi Bear, Scooby Doo, The Snorks, Flintstones and the Jetsons and the ultimate classic: Smurfs! So every morning my kids get up and Smurfs is on, I'm good with that except I started to notice something. Smurfs is weird guys! Besides the fact that Smurfette is the only girl--I'm not even going to go there--they say "smurf" WAAAAaaaY too much! For a couple sentences I'm going to write like I'm a Smurf, so you get the idea. Here goes:
So earlier today, I was smurfing my smurf smurf and I caught my smurf on the smurfy smurf smurf. Isn't that just SOOO SMURFY?!?!
Seriously, I'm not exaggerating (whatever. shut up.)!! Its crazy how often they say smurf on there! But its starting to rub off on me, so if you talk to me and I start smurfing you'll smurfy know why!

(Oh, I really do have a normal post coming, I just have to use the laptop to get the pictures off it, but the laptop's being stupid, so you get stuck with all the smurfiness--sorry!...smurf.)